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Jordan Jensen



I've watched so many of her things on YouTube, I think I know her more than most of my close friends. I know she doesn't like going down on woman but she's attracted to Elliot Page, "maybe that could work." I know she had plastic surgery to cut off some belly flab. She got into a cereal paradox loop where you add milk to dry cereal and more cereal to too much milk. For a while she couldn't fall asleep unless she tapped her asshole 150 times. Her sister has talked about her rape. She talks about her mother, who is the top in a lesbian relationship. Let it all hang out baby, there's something really healthy about just talking about everything, I feel. My southern baptist relatives wouldn't think so. The things she says with Steph Tolev. Wow. They talk fast and low, but wow. I like her introducing me to her friends and family. I like Melissa Villaseñor now, Ivy Wolk. I publish things so I have a place to put thoughts about certain things, and I often don't come back, so I apologize if this is basic. I feel like I'm going to have a lot of thoughts about her. 


YouTube: RIP Jordan Jensen - Episode 69: Kyle Dunnigan.

I don't need friends, I can just watch them talk.

YouTube: RIP Jordan Jensen - Episode 46: Whitney Cummings

Two manic women who talking fast, with lots of trauma. 

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